Just A Few Miscellaneous Snippets
On "California Freezing"
The temperature at which
People in California
Start Bitchin’ --
“I’m Cold!”
….Now that would be....
About fifty-nine degrees.
On “Tattoos”
I LIKE tattoos.
I think they are really cool.
Why before the recent increase
In tattoo popularity,
It used to take me three
Or four dates
To figure out a girl
Was STUPID!
On “Tattoos” 2
Now of course I am “just kidding.”
Just because someone is inclined
To right stuff all over there body
Doesn’t make them STUPID.
In fact, I have a tattoo…..
On “Relativity”
As a child
I use to think
My Father,
bless his departed soul,
was a lot older
than me…..
But now,
With all this
Reincarnation talk…..
I’m prone to think…..
He is a lot younger.
On “Aliens”
I’ve never seen an alien…
In person…
But then again,
I’ve never seen
Jennifer Lopez 1/23/07 …in person
Angelina Jolie 2/22/07
Brad Pit 2/22/07
George Washington ...in person
either.(I should have written this
Before I went to Hollywood)
On "Dating"The only reasonI ever gotDivorced isI never went outwith enough womento begin with--kind of put meat a disadvantagewhen it came tounderstanding women.Sex is a natural thing.If you meet enough womenit comes easy.But finding the right womenis a little harder.In fact,I'd call it work.But if you meet enoughwomenSooner or later,One will like you,and you will like one of them.Hopefullyit's the same one.
(c) 2007 Stanley R. Medley
Stanley R Medley is a poet, humorist and writer. See more of his writings at http://www.stanleyrmedley.com.
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